How to Fight Insomnia

First get a ten-year old twin bed. Work hard all day doing exercises, work, homeschool and your own school. Then climb into bed and sink into your own familiar place in the bed. Just when you do that, have your 6″ 2′ husband climb into bed with you and place one arm under you as your pillow and one arm over you, pull you close and instantly start breathing rhythmically into your ear. (I’m not kidding. He can go to sleep within 10 seconds.) Then lay there and listen to the waves from the Pacific Ocean right outside your window. I challenge you to stay awake more than five minutes. (You must get your own 6″ 2′ husband to accept the challenge.) If I could bottle that, I’d be a millionaire.


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